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French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.

getthefuckin-orfuckthefuckoff:

tennants-hair:

I have a dog. Her name is Bella

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EVERY FUCKING TIME I TELL SOMEONE HER NAME IS BELLA THEY GO ”OH THE ONE FROM TWILIGHT”

NO YOU LIL SHIT.

MY DOG IS NAMED AFTER BELLATRIX

SHE IS THE DARK LORD’S RIGHT HAND IN BATTLE, NOT YOUR STUPID LITTLE VAMPIRE CHICK.

fakescience:

We hope your brackets are doing well! These are 2012’s standings, featured in Fake Science 101.

fakescience:

We hope your brackets are doing well! These are 2012’s standings, featured in Fake Science 101.

scrapes:

please stop defending your friend’s bullshit

good friends call friends’ ignorance out

archeryadventures:

What better way to unwind after a quite frankly stressful day than a spot of zombie slaying! #archery #arrows #traditionalarchery #instinctivearchery #beararchery #zombie #zombiekilling

archeryadventures:

What better way to unwind after a quite frankly stressful day than a spot of zombie slaying! #archery #arrows #traditionalarchery #instinctivearchery #beararchery #zombie #zombiekilling

fire-rescue-ems:

"Please pause, take a moment of silence and say a special prayer for the City of Boston and the Boston Fire Department.

2 Boston firefighters were killed in a 9-alarm fire; at least 18 injured, some critically.

Thankfully no residents of the building have been reported missing.

Our hearts, thoughts and prayers are once again, with you Boston.”

 http://www.firefighternation.com/article/news-2/boston-firefighters-injured-brownstone-fire




Photo: https://www.facebook.com/FireBrotherhood/photos/a.271254712908193.74148.187557941277871/733052890061704/?type=1&theater

fire-rescue-ems:

"Please pause, take a moment of silence and say a special prayer for the City of Boston and the Boston Fire Department.

2 Boston firefighters were killed in a 9-alarm fire; at least 18 injured, some critically.

Thankfully no residents of the building have been reported missing.

Our hearts, thoughts and prayers are once again, with you Boston.”

http://www.firefighternation.com/article/news-2/boston-firefighters-injured-brownstone-fire

Photo: https://www.facebook.com/FireBrotherhood/photos/a.271254712908193.74148.187557941277871/733052890061704/?type=1&theater

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

braveresponders:

Boston FD escorts one of their fallen fire fighters out of the hospital to the funeral home.

braveresponders:

Boston FD escorts one of their fallen fire fighters out of the hospital to the funeral home.

queenfujoshi:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

whatscriacin:

I seriously hope she married him

I seriously hope they became best friends after this

I seriously hope that teacher was forced to go on an unpaid leave of absence to pull his head out of his ass or he was fired. No teacher should put a student through that, especially when it seems so urgent. Fuck that guy.  But srsly, props on that footballer and I hope that the girl was alright afterwards…

queenfujoshi:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

whatscriacin:

I seriously hope she married him

I seriously hope they became best friends after this

I seriously hope that teacher was forced to go on an unpaid leave of absence to pull his head out of his ass or he was fired. No teacher should put a student through that, especially when it seems so urgent. Fuck that guy.  But srsly, props on that footballer and I hope that the girl was alright afterwards…